Sunday, December 13, 2009
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Sunday, May 10, 2009
latest update
lastest update for the Yo Momma Competition!!!
the venue of the event has been changed from
LT1 to
Room 3-27.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
yo momma competition
NANYANG JOKE CLUB IS BRINGING YOU THE...
YO MOMMA COMPETITION!!!
Date: Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Time: 1230-1330 [Common Lunch Break]
Venue: Lecture Theatre 1
Registration is FREE OF CHARGE!
and ATTRACTIVE PRIZES ARE TO BE WON!!!How to Play1) Based on the MTV joke show “Yo Momma”, this activity encourages creative ways for students to produce
intelligent comeback jokes at one another.
2) The emcee will name a
theme for the jokes to be based on (eg. Yo Momma is so fat, Yo Momma is so ugly etc.), and will allow one of the contestants to start.
3) Other contestants will have to think of other
creative answers.
4) Contestant participation is
spontaneous.
5) The contestant with the most audience cheers and creative answer will win.
Examples:Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Tax!”
Yo Momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo Momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Rules and Regulations
1.No personal attacks!Although the jokes involve the subject of “your mother”, they are not meant to be taken literally and should therefore not personally insult your opponent’s mother. Therefore, let’s all do this in the good name of fun, shall we?
2.No vulgarities!They are all meant to be jokes, so let’s all be classy citizens and uphold ourselves as role models by keeping our mouths clean. (:
3.No offensive statements/remarks!In order to avoid any personal tension among ourselves, please refrain from the usage of offensive comments. Harmless jokes, people! (eg. Racism, Sexuality, etc.) Not-Cool-Yo!
Reminder:Failure to comply to the above shall result in disqualification. Nanyang Joke Club shall not be held responsible for any personal dissatisfaction with the jokes involved.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
joke club tee
joke club tee design!
will be going to queensway later to make a
the front
the back
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
HEY JOKERS
Yong chang here, the crazyest!!
Here is the lastest JOKE CLUB TEE's design.
YAY!!!!!!!
thanks to rose py and yan jie, missed out who don blame me.
HAHA
Take a look, you have to agree to it.LOL
NICE???
I think is really cool.
Also i guess you guys have already notice the nuffang add at the left side of the blog.
PLS CLICK IT!!
the money earn will be use for joke club funds.
though is a long way.
I added it to my nuffang account.
For the past few months i only earn like 2 dollars.
But then just click it!!
haaha.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
outing details
HEY JOKERS!!!
tml is going to be the FIRST joke club outing!
aint you excited?
for those who do not know yet
it is meet at 430pm at atrium
please do not be late ok?
then we will be going to queesway and blahs
do whatever funny thing you want.
cya tml (:
Rose the joker
Sunday, July 13, 2008
outing!
hey hey hey
as many of you already know
there is an outing next friday for all the jokers
will be going down to queensway to find supplier for joke club tee
then we go eat dinner together ok?
say "yes"!!!!
so please tell me the time when your lesson ends on next fri (18th jul)
then i can go fix when to meet
do check out on this blog for more details regarding the outing
and also, i have already sent some stuff to you all through email
go check
the password and username to lof into this blog is also there.
dun let this blog die!
ending off with a joke:
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst!"
-Rose the joker
(go watch batman movie. i am featured in it!)
